On the Beat in Bluffton

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Farm Animals Hijack Limo


It's a sad, sad day when farm animals are reduced to thugs and brazen car-jackers.
These are tough times we live in as evidenced by this scene of a duck, pig and cow, who took it upon themselves to force the driver of this limousine, Jeff Macke, to stop at Heyerly's Market in an attempted jail break of their farm-raised brethren.
Fortunately, no other animals escaped during the daytime crime spree.
If you see these animals, known only as Duck, Pig and Cow, do not approach. Apparently the car has been rigged to 'poop' on command.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, that was hilarious! You always make me laugh. chris

Anonymous said...

Cops know good and well you can't trust an eye witness. I swore that was a chicken on that limo, not a duck.